13 comments

  • orlp an hour ago

    First, this article is mostly (AI?) regurgitation. This is much better: https://smalldatum.blogspot.com/2026/01/common-prefix-skippi....

    Second, I have independently invented this (quicksort on string prefixes) at my time at CWI, although I didn't end up publishing it, because...

    Third, this was already published in the original 1961 Quicksort paper by Hoare: https://www.cs.ox.ac.uk/files/6226/H2006%20-%20Historic%20Qu.... Near the end, the section on "Multi-word keys" describes a quicksort that partitions on just the first word, and only accesses the next word for the equality partition. And funnily enough this paper credits P. Shackleton for this, thus this idea was thought of even before the Quicksort paper came out.

    So as is usual for software patents, this patent never should have been awarded.

  • dafelst 3 hours ago

    It's kind of insane that such an obvious optimization can be patented, I have to imagine that it has been invented independently dozens if not hundreds of times.

  • beastman82 2 hours ago
  • galkk an hour ago

    Looks like an AI rewrite of something better.

  • Validark an hour ago

    Thank you.

    For wasting my time.

    The only thing someone could learn from this is that CPU registers can be 8 bytes.

  • hermitcrab an hour ago

    A vague article.

    With one sentence per line.

    Most annoying.

  • charcircuit an hour ago

    >A CPU register is naturally 8 bytes in size

    What does naturally even mean here. How is a 64 byte register's (zmm0) size any less natural?

    • RealityVoid an hour ago

      Or a 7 byte register, if you really want to get freaky.

      • _3u10 an hour ago

        What about 36 bit registers

    • jeffbee an hour ago

      Nothing in this slop means anything particularly, but this detail is extra-wrong considering the variety of processors that the inventor says he used to create this algorithm.